1. well last night was an atrocious idea.

    or: last night was a great idea, but this morning… urgh.

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  2. (Source: trekgate, via penguintim)

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    Sep 17 6:16AM
  3. brainstatic:

nudityandnerdery:

Remember that time Gandalf convinced the whole party to flee so that he could take out the Balrog and not have to share any of the XP? Shows up the next session with fancy new robes and everything. What a jerk.

Best literary analysis ever.


i don’t think I’ve even seen this it just made me think of un-rescuable-schizo and I laughed

    brainstatic:

    nudityandnerdery:

    Remember that time Gandalf convinced the whole party to flee so that he could take out the Balrog and not have to share any of the XP? Shows up the next session with fancy new robes and everything. What a jerk.

    Best literary analysis ever.

    i don’t think I’ve even seen this it just made me think of un-rescuable-schizo and I laughed

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    Sep 16 9:50PM
  4. Quick someone give me an episode of Xena to liveblog while I’m still drunk and I’ll do it

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  5. help me mary i have an unholy erection

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    Sep 16 9:28PM
  6. i ate a pizza by accident

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  7. i don’t think people give getting pissed and watching Disney films from your childhood enough credit

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    Sep 16 8:37PM
  8. 
Dascha Polanco attends Us Weekly’s Most Stylish New Yorkers of 2014 at Diamond Horseshoe at the Paramount Hotel on September 10, 2014

    Dascha Polanco attends Us Weekly’s Most Stylish New Yorkers of 2014 at Diamond Horseshoe at the Paramount Hotel on September 10, 2014

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  9. does anyone happen to have a copy of that post with the gold star/rosette (not sure which) saying “well done you did the thing?” coz i managed to cook dinner today and do the laundry.

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    Sep 15 9:17PM
  10. Until I started taking my antidepressants, though, I didn’t actually know that I was depressed. I thought the dark staticky corners were part of who I was. It was the same way I felt before I put on my first pair of glasses at age 14 and suddenly realized that trees weren’t green blobs but intricate filigrees of thousands of individual leaves; I hadn’t known, before, that I couldn’t see the leaves, because I didn’t realize that seeing leaves was a possibility at all. And it wasn’t until I started using tools to counterbalance my depression that I even realized there was depression there to need counterbalancing. I had no idea that not everyone felt the gravitational pull of nothingness, the ongoing, slow-as-molasses feeling of melting down into a lump of clay. I had no way of knowing that what I thought were just my ingrained bad habits — not being able to deposit checks on time, not replying to totally pleasant emails for long enough that friendships were ruined, having silent meltdowns over getting dressed in the morning, even not going to the bathroom despite really, really, really having to pee — weren’t actually my habits at all. They were the habits of depression, which whoa, holy shit, it turns out I had a raging case of.

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  11. Need Couch or anything UK

    transhousingnetwork:

    Hey, I’m looking for anything anywhere in the UK, about me my names Jess I’m 22 and I’m trans, I currently live with my family but I don’t feel safe living here, there has always been emotional abuse, I have always managed to cope, however the past few weeks that has turned to physical abuse, I currently have 2 broken ribs and a lot bruises, I’m scared to live in my own home I really need someone’s help to escape.

    I live in the south west UK but I can get anywhere as long its safe. I don’t have much money but I’d be happy to pay what I can.

    If you have anything at all available, please send me an email my address is ; jesscoop1@hotmail.com

    I’d appreciate any help :)

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  12. taramelissaphotographie:

    Photo Set:  A few quick sneak peeks from a recent Doctor Who themed wedding I shot.  More on the way.

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  13. ineffably-crowley:

sparkafterdark:

glumshoe:

sparkafterdark:

tenaflyviper:

He is, however, perfectly willing to fuck with time and reality.
And also steal your infants.

He didn’t steal anything. She literally asked him to take the baby. Don’t make him the bad guy just because she was a shitty sister.

I think you are severely misinformed as to how baby ownership works.
It was not her baby to give.
David Bowie is unquestionably the villain.

Which do you think existed first, modern custody legislature, or the goblin king? 
The girl was entrusted by her parents with the care and custody of the child. By the laws governing the goblin king and his transactions, the girl was the current rightful owner of the child and made a deal with the king to take the child. Perhaps you’re not familiar with english folklore. Fae have rules, they’re tricksters, they can be sneaky, but they never break the rules.

Slammin’ it down in the Labyrinth fandom tonight, kids.

    ineffably-crowley:

    sparkafterdark:

    glumshoe:

    sparkafterdark:

    tenaflyviper:

    He is, however, perfectly willing to fuck with time and reality.

    And also steal your infants.

    He didn’t steal anything. She literally asked him to take the baby. Don’t make him the bad guy just because she was a shitty sister.

    I think you are severely misinformed as to how baby ownership works.

    It was not her baby to give.

    David Bowie is unquestionably the villain.

    Which do you think existed first, modern custody legislature, or the goblin king? 

    The girl was entrusted by her parents with the care and custody of the child. By the laws governing the goblin king and his transactions, the girl was the current rightful owner of the child and made a deal with the king to take the child. Perhaps you’re not familiar with english folklore. Fae have rules, they’re tricksters, they can be sneaky, but they never break the rules.

    Slammin’ it down in the Labyrinth fandom tonight, kids.

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  14. i have the house to myself for two weeks and it’s only been 36 hours and already my favourite thing is just being able to leave stuff on the floor

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  15. lesbolution:

    can straight girls please stop shitting their pants over being mistaken for lesbians or being called lesbians as an insult?

    when someone tries to insult you by calling you a lesbian, they’re a homophobe. if you actually find it insulting to be called a lesbian, you’re a homophobe too. this is not a difficult concept to grasp.

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    Sep 14 9:31PM